50 Things I Don’t Like
Donald Trump
Heavily coupled code
When people think that Delphi is dead
Pineapple on Pizza
Mean people
Rap “Music”
Not having enough battery
Wires
The New York Yankees
Restaurants that don’t have free wireless
C++
Waiting
Hillary Clinton
Kanye West
Bad grammar
Stop lights
Lima Beans
The Caps Lock key
When Windows steals the focus and your keystrokes go somewhere you don’t want them to
Cleaning the bathroom
Whoopi Goldberg
Little dogs that yap and yap and yap
When people don’t mean it when they agree to a EULA
Tabs in source code
Cold, rainy days
Meaningless variable names
The Lord of the Rings books
May 4th as “Star Wars Day” (Stop talking like Daffy Duck)
Cancer
Mowing the lawn
Delphi’s ‘with’ statement
Cleaning litter boxes
Headphones that tangle
Smugness. I can take arrogant, but not smug.
Apple
Winter
Software pirates
Being sick
Dress codes
When my team loses
Long meetings
Cauliflower
Global Variables
The Green Bay Packers
Being overweight
Entities that oppose
Uber
Badly formatted code
Really spicy food
Cable companies
When my wife is away.
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